Welcome to the Dreaming

Where life is not what it seems

This blog is NSFW

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Welcome to the land of dreams.
Here we live only for the moment.
Things here are NSFW.

expert-jumper:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I love you

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mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

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somethingwittythiswaycomes:

therothwoman:

lizawithazed:

ten0uttaten:

toocooltobehipster:

Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT

They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.

ohhhhh myyyyy goooodddd

stonedpervert:

thelittlestonedfox:

I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god

i love retail robin

That bird is on point.

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Anonymous sent: i had a dream about magical girls that had super strength/agility, but instead of wearing a special outfit they would shed their skin and turn into a skeleton.

iguanamouth:

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paranorman + quotes

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hello-missdolly:

alice-is-wet:

sleezed:

i’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck

yesssss pleeeeeeeeease.

Mmmf.

nicolasanha:

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gothambelle:

tanku:

rotking:

gransmells:

TEENY

IMPORTANT

im still yelling about this video

UUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM

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